100 dirty dating
Don't let your momma know you've been reading these dirty pick up lines! (after sex) Damn girl, you're like those Indy cars... Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between! A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."33. Don't you love the taste of dirty pick up lines in the morning? I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.36.
Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?
You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong 17.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.20.
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.10. I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.12.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.15.