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No big deal, just make sure you’re not making excuses so that you don’t have to call back when you say you will.
There was legitimately a point last year where I thought it might be hilarious to carry around this business card: I then, for some reason, thought it would be just as good (if not better! I never went through with using it for either of these purposes, which is good because that shit is tacky.
It’s cool to want to calm your nerves, but don’t let it get too far, because that tends to get messy. You can buy her a drank, but if you find that you’re actually saying the word ‘drank’ out loud as a noun, you probably have had one too many of them.
No one likes being sloppily hit on, and you’re not making a good first impression by spilling your beer and slurring your words.
That’s fine, laugh it off, it looks like you did it on purpose. You don’t have to rush this part, as success in the rest of these tips will result in more of this later. Don’t be afraid to bring it up, you’ll probably get a few laughs. ) of a feather pick up chicks together, and you can tell a lot about a girl by who she’s hanging out with. Everyone’s at least a little nervous, and besides, what good is it going to do you if you’re just standing in the corner waiting to be approached? Your hair looks fine, she’ll totally think you’re interesting, now go out there and pick up chicks, man. I mean, you could keep ignoring the calls until they go away, because sometimes they go away…and sometimes they show up outside your house.
As far as saying nice things go, that’s pretty self-explanatory. When the Spice Girls told this to baby gay KC Danger over ten years ago, I had no idea how relevant this would be. I mean, some girls are this lucky, but most probably aren’t. Come on bros, just by being out you’re fighting the good fight and resisting the patriarchy etc. Don’t take this risk, you may end up committing an interrobang!
Handing out a business card with a silhouette of a sexy lady probably hasn’t been a problem for most of you, but what I’m trying to say is keep it fun.
You may have a mullet, but that doesn’t mean you have to act like one–this means business isn’t always in the front.
Maybe you overheard her say “Tegan and Sara” or “Turkish oil wrestling.” Maybe she looked at you first–did she? I know, this is a relatively simple concept, looking at people you’re interested in, but there’s a special brand of eye contact that goes on between two girls who like girls.
While most girls answered, “My name is _____, and I’m here because I believe in visibility/outreach/magic,” this girl introduced herself and said, “I’m here because I think Katrina is really cute.” Sold. You have to be careful with overt statements like this though.
As easily as you can be considered confident and outgoing, you can also be considered totally cray-cray.
This is very convenient because awkward lesbians are a plentiful species. “Hey, you have really nice armpits” (this has actually happened to me) is not. This doesn’t mean yawn and put your arm around or sticking hands inside of pockets and keeping them warm while I’m still here. Fo reals though, there are just certain things that lesbians love to talk about.
Did you just fall over yourself after trying to chase a dropped cigarette into the street? This means putting your hand on her arm when you laugh or putting your arm around her shoulders (no fake yawning allowed). Between talking, laughing, loving, breathing, fighting, etc etc, we’re up to a lot. There are only so many times you can pretend you were in the bathroom or didn’t hear the phone ringing or were busy mackin’ on another girl before you finally have to pick up and say you’re not interested.