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Let’s be honest, we’ve all at least attempted to do a little sexting.
No matter if you were trying to spice up an existing relationship, starting a new one, or just being a creepy dude who tries to get pictures of girls for his own private collection, you’ve done it.
Just stop sending them so they’ll stop sending them to me, OK? Is there anything that would kill the mood faster than this: Don’t be too proud to pull up a thesaurus and look up some other words for “awesome” instead of sounding like a pre-teen describing Taco Bell. If you don’t have time to get detailed then you don’t have time to do it at all. This should go without saying but don’t try to pull a double header and sext multiple girls at once. Also, how did you type that while having an orgasmj Query1910014093228615820408_1368119094934? While this may be how you see yourself, it’s probably not that accurate at all: Maybe you’re being a little too kind to yourself? Who knows because all the texts are green and I can’t see when anyone is responding.
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Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey? Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're so dope. I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a chat up line.
" Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice Boy: Girl, whats your number? Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T" Do You Like Nintendo? If I hired 1,000 artists and made them work for 100 years they still wouldn't be able to paint a picture that is as beautiful as you. You getting into those tight pants or me getting you out of them? "Give me 30 minutes over lunch, and i will win your heart, as you have already won mine." Hey beautiful, they call me Jolly Rancher cause I stay hard for a long time! "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. " "Look you little Juicy Fruit, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. (make her look) Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
Also, if you send a picture of your penis know that she’s sent it to her friends as a joke.
Trust me on this, I wish it wasn’t true because I’ve jokingly been sent more awkward penis pics from my female friends than I’d care to mention. Look, I know you’re in the moment and probably typing with one hand but seriously, make sure you don’t have a typo. While sex with you may only last for 2 minutes, your sexting should not. If you go straight to the sex there’s not much left to text about. I didn’t know there were guys out there who did this, but apparently I was very wrong: Seriously fellas, if you get to that point maybe just let them know with your words and not the sound. You want this girl to think you’re sexy but try to keep your physical descriptions realistic.